Shop Rite has become Pathmark. I suppose cutting Right to Rite to save a few bucks on neon letters didn't save them. Speaking of skimping on letters Pathmark's slogan...sav-a-center. Sav? That's not save, nope, no fucking way. I can take nite, rite, ic, ttyl, hj, and NYSE, but this is too much. Sav, I think douchebag dego from Sigma Alpha Reacharound. And even they don't acronym-ize it to SAR.
Two signs that I could still turn it around.
1) You can still steal a comical amount of money in America without using a gun, thanks Bernard Madoff. When am I getting my next statement, I hope they cover you in non-dairy creamer and you blow up like Maggie Gyllenhaal in Batman. Yes non-dairy creamer is like gunpowder, youtube that shit.
2) Eli Manning is a Pro Bowler. When I think Eli I think Warren, the retard from there's Something About Mary. Without Plaxico Burress he's a decent pick up game QB. I think it's time for me to try out for arena league, wait what? it's gone? Get me Hank Paulson on the phone.
Finally, a sign that I've turned my handicapping skills from fun quirky talent into a sad sad life track. Women's bball Duke-Stanford last night, my father jokes whats the line. I look at their ranks, and go Duke -4. Duke won by four, even Rebecca Lobo would have called me a fag.
2 comments:
Love the insights, but why exactly does this lead to Jim Rome on a pyre?
I just want to get people's attention. Because he should be set aflame.
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