Tiger Apology

I'm watching First Take right now, and they have on some lady who wrote some book called "The Art of the Apology," or something like that.

And honestly, she's just spewing nonsensical drivel, talking about all the things that Tiger should do or say in his apology. Fuck that. People shouldn't be dictating what Woods should be saying. Well, that's only half true. People to whom Tiger owes no apology shouldn't dictate what he should say. And that's every fucking person in the entire world who isn't married to him.

She said that some golf writers won't be covering the event because they're not allowed to ask questions. That's ridiculous too. Without Tiger most of these people wouldn't have jobs. We can't go back to a pre-Tiger PGA, and as unfortunate as it is for people like Ernie Els (but honestly, fuck him), without Tiger no one cares about golf. These writers shouldn't be trying to ask Tiger questions, they should be groveling and begging for him to come back, and probably apologizing for publicizing his personal life.

Finally, I love that Tiger is stealing all of the attention away from the Accenture Match Play tournament (I refuse to call it a championship, because Tiger isn't in it). Accenture, of course, is the first company that dropped Tiger as it's representive. They're also, of course, the guys who helped Enron cover things up. (http://tinyurl.com/ylzkqm9) Fuck them, too.

He's apologizing now. Disappointing.

Things That Are True

Here's the complete list of things that Andrew Jackson would do if he were President now, instead of this Obama clown:

Whatever the fuck he wanted