Oh, science. Apparently, the Italians have realized that I’ve been right all along, and that scientists weren’t doing enough cool things. Most of them seem to have shrugged off my scorn and went back to conjuring up tiramisu recipes, or whatever they do over there, but one guy stepped up. Ok, maybe I had nothing to do with this, cause he started being awesome years ago, but the story is out now. Anyway.
Severino Antinori, a crazy motherfucker, is now claiming that he helped bring three cloned children into the world. According to him, and no one else, Antinori took cells from three sterile men and, using the process of nuclear transfer, impregnated some women. He says that there are now three children, two boys and a girl, who are each nine years old, healthy, and living in Eastern Europe.
This is pretty awesome, but also cause for concern. No, I’m not talking about the ethical implications of cloning; those really don’t bother me. Instead, I want to know why this guy was able to clone people almost ten years ago, but the last time other scientists tried to clone something, that Ibex, it didn’t even last an hour. This guy needs to help other scientists out so that everyone can be on the same level. He can bring so much more awesomeness into the world.
Alright, so try not to freak out, but a fucking asteroid passed within 38,000 miles of earth. That’s like a fifth of the distance between earth and the moon. It’s barely twice as far from earth as our communication satellites are. It could have been a disaster. Why the hell didn’t we hear about it until after the asteroid had passed?
Ok, so the asteroid was only about forty yards wide; rather than killing everyone off, it would have just messed a lot of stuff up. But seriously, why wasn’t there any sort of warning? People had to have known that this was coming. What the hell?
Transcendent Kingdom.
3 hours ago
2 comments:
Ha, they tell us to be aware of it but they dont tell us about it until it passes. Where's th logic there? And the way they start the article is like a joke, its like guess what happened to you this week.
It's simple - - the last time they told us an asteroid was about to hit the Earth, Aerosmith "didn't want to miss a thing" and we all wished the asteroid hit and destroyed us without pomp or circumstance.
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