Bring on the Buzzsaw

I don't really have all that much to say, I'm happy that the Eagles won, but terribly disappointed that Tebow is going back for his senior season. Anyway, here's part of a conversation I had this weekend:

- What do you think Kevin Pittsnogle is up to now?
- He's probably wasted.

Yeah, he probably is.

Rebuttal

In response to your latest ALOTO post (that's A League of Their Own for those of you who don't habla acronyms), I could say a number of things.

I could say that you're a no talent hack who is merely causing trouble. But I won't say that.

I could say it was obvious from your ramblings that you haven't seen the movie, and all of your references could easily be found on Wikipedia or IMDB. But I won't say that.

I could say that you clearly don't understand the filial bonds between teammates and the competitive nature between siblings which belies your claim that your family exists or loves you. But I won't say that either.

Instead, I'm going to ignore your ALOTO comments altogether and simply say this:

Charlie Conway was the most important player on the Ducks.

Fuck the Heck

Gimpy: I feel like we're losing focus. And when I'm saying that, it's bad.
Dick: Ok, name?
Winston: How about 'monkeys with typewriters'?
Gimpy: Maybe, though that's pretty well ingrained in the public mind already
Winston: Ok, just getting the ball rolling.
Dick: I was thinking a second ago that it might not be bad to emulate a really idiotic warning label, like "contents under pressure." Or some take on the beverage you are about to enjoy is extremely hot.
Winston: How about 'pregnant women should not use'?
Dick: Haha i like it!
Gimpy: That's pretty good.
Winston: Thanks, i think its kinda clunky as is though, there's probably a better way to word it. Let's see...'seek immediate medical attention'?
Dick: Not a bad acronym either - - SIMA.
Gimpy: 'Induce vomiting and call your doctor'
Winston: Warning: knives are sharp
Dick: "Harmful if swallowed" was already taken, right?
Winston: Ooh, damn that's a good'un.
Gimpy: That's a Dane Cook album.
Dick: Damn! Thought so. "For external use only"?
Gimpy: "May cause anal leakage."
Winston: 'Do not expose to sunlight'
Gimpy: Ehh, that one's kinda blogger, mother's basement.
Winston: Yeah, a little emo without the context.
Gimpy: Yeah, that too.
Winston: Wait, Gimpy! What were the spaceship names we were coming up with at the diner?
Gimpy: "God Puncher. That's the only one I remember, 'cause it was perfect."
Dick: Cut. Print. It's a wrap.
Gimpy: Yeah, though when we get famous that name would generate a lot of controversy with the Right.
Winston: I'm thinking our content is gonna generate a lot of controversy with the Right.
Dick: I sure hope so.
Winston: We're not succeeding if it isn't
Gimpy: Agreed.
Dick: We need to set a time frame for when we get our first hatemail. You know, ambitious goals.
Gimpy: Ok, so do we have like, maybe, a top five or something, just to see where we are?
Winston: I kinda like 'seek immediate medical attention,' but i think the pregnant one could surpass it if we spruced it up.
Dick: Man, Gimpy. Haven't seen you this driven in a long time.
Winston: Seriously.
Gimpy: I have so much crazy in me that I need to let out, this blog is crucial.
Winston:How about 'dogs with bones'
Dick: Hahaha, that's decent.
Gimpy: I'm still partial to Suffer the Idiot.
Dick: I do like that.
Winston: Yeah, its definitely a classy option. Suffer the idiot or suffer the fool?
Gimpy: Suffer the fool is taken
Winston: Either way, how about 'suffering idiots'? That way we get a dual meaning.
Gimpy: Ahhh, I like it, Winston.
Dick: Oh ho!
Winston: Makes people think.
Gimpy: Just like our writing.
Winston: Can this conversation be our first blog entry?
Dick: I don't see why not, gotta have something.
Gimpy: I like that idea, too!
Winston: I'm on a roll!
Dick: Wow, so not only do we have a title, we have an inaugural post.
Gimpy: We're so good at blogging.
Dick: Oh no. What have we done?
Winston: We've created a monster...