Thursday, February 12, 2009

Bulletin Board Material

Bud Selig is a great guy. He's been on the watch for steroids for well over a decade, just ask him. Recently, speaking about all this A-Rod nonsense, Selig mentioned how he sent around a bulletin in 1997 about steroids. Well, I wanted to see this bulletin for myself, because I didn't believe him. So I called up Darren Daulton, and we went time traveling back to the summer of '97. Here's the message that Selig sent to every major league club:

Attn: Players

It has come to my attention that a lot of you have begun to TAKE STEROIDS. I can't stress enough that we at MLB do not want you to TAKE STEROIDS. It is not GOOD FOR THE GAME. It will not play a role in INCREASING VIEWERSHIP AND REVENUES. So, once again, PLEASE do not TAKE STEROIDS. STEROIDS ARE not GOOD. Thank you,

Fucking Bud Selig

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